Pachyderm Consulting LLC
was founded in 1997 by Steve Boxer with the desire to get away from the mundane world of IT employment and enter the glamourous world of IT consulting. Since then he has collected a rag-tag band of like-minded computer and networking savants to provide IT solutions and support services for small and medium sized businesses around the New York City area.
Our mission is to help businesses fully realize the benefits of Information Technology by delivering personalized, cost-effective IT solutions and rapid, human tech support. Whether you have a handful of local computers or many across multiple locations, we can help make sure your network does what your business needs it to do.
The Crew:
Steve Boxer
Steve founded Pachyderm Consulting in 1997 to fufill his childhood dream of one day heading a boutique systems integration firm in NYC. When not working, he likes to garden and play guitar. He also never stops talking about Neil Young, whom most of the young Pachyderms think was the quarterback of the '49ers in the 1970s or something. Click for more...
Christy Porter
Christy hails from sunny California, where she gets up really really early in the morning to provide Pachyderm Consulting both logistic and office administration services. Other than the Boss, she has been with Pachyderm the longest, since 1999. When not working, Christy is playing soccer and/or drinking beer.
Patrick Plaisance
Patrick originates from New Orleans and is our rarely-ragin' cajun. He's been a Pachyderm since 2003, although during Mardi Gras he belongs to no man. As Senior Technician, he's our encyclopedia of IT knowlege and also the guy who always finds the best deals on the internet for stuff we don't really need. If nobody is answering his phone it means he's gone fishin'.
Steve Dakhe
Steve is our Russian bear. This former Moscovite has been with Pachyderm since 2003 as the go-to guy for on-site computer repairs and Vodka supplies. He is also a medal-winning Brazilian Jiu Jitsu fighter who trains with Ultimate Fighting legends, so we don't say anything bad about him on the internet. He is also definitely not in the Russian mafia, ok?
Darran Haessig
A Wisconsin native, Darran has been a Pachyderm since moving to the big city in 2004. After only a few years, he went screaming back to the midwest where he now provides helpdesk and remote-desktop support to all our clients. He used to have hobbies that he enjoyed but now that he has two young children he can't remember what they were.
Chris Daly
Like all truly remarkable human beings, Chris comes from Staten Island. He's been with Pachyderm since 2006 providing quality tech support and human garbage-disposal services around the office. In between support calls he is most likely to be found trolling YouTube for clips from ridiculous Bollywood movies.
Eugene Dimarsky
Eugene is the newest Pachyderm, acquired in a late season trade from the GeekSquad early in 2011. He has been breaking and fixing computers for 15 years, although the ratio of fixed to broken has much improved of late. Eugene is originally from Odessa, Ukraine but his papers appear to be in order so we let him stay.